Advent 2014 – Day 17, I scream, you scream!

by Carol Browne on December 17, 2014 · 0 comments

in Edibles, Festivities

Yes! Candy cane ice cream!Peppermint candy ice cream. I’ve been thinking about it for the last few days. I can’t believe I found it in my travels after running away screaming from Honey badger yesterday. Such a jerk! But I have a sneaking suspicion he’s not always mean and awful. I just know it. My fairy senses are tingling about that mean old honey badger. But first, let me take a closer look at my delicious, mouthwatering candy cane ice cream.

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Beat it, fairy!Honey badger: Beat it, fairy!

Meredith: EEEEK! You should not be so meeeeeannnnnn!

Honey badger: Ftttt…whatevs. ***Shifty eyes***Okay guys, it’s all clear. You can come on out now!

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Advent 2014 – Day 15, what is that?

by Carol Browne on December 14, 2014 · 0 comments

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Whoa! What is this?Meredith: Whoa. What is this plant? It doesn’t really fit in with all the evergreen trees around here.

Wood Elf #1: We’re not really sure. It just kind of showed up.

Wood Elf #2: I think it was aliens. They dropped it off. It could be recording our movements.

Wood Elf #1: Are you wearing tinfoil under your hat again?

Wood Elf #2: Yes.

Meredith: Oh. Good.

Randy Racoon: You need to watch out for that plant. Please be careful. Honey badger has kind of made that his home and he’s a bit territorial. I know he’s not here right now – he told me he was out hunting cobras to eat for dinner. He could be home any time now and he’s a bit of a loner. Please don’t hang around too long.

Meredith: But this plant! It’s so cool. It’s all translucent and see through and I think it smells like…I can’t quite put my finger on it…cinnamon?

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Let's go visit the wood elves

Meredith: Come on, Mr. Peacock! Let’s go visit the wood elves!

Mr. Peacock: EEEEEEE!

Meredith: I think they’d like this lantern. They work so hard every Christmas on the forest. Also, I think you’d like to meet the other animals in the forest.

Mr. Peacock: EEEEEE!

Meredith: Man, you’re screechy, Mr. Peacock. Hey! Look! The wood elves! Hi wood elves!

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Advent 2014 – Day 13, What’s with all the racket?

December 13, 2014

Hi there. I went out for a walk, took my lantern and left my  tutu back home. What a big, stinky jerk. Ugh. My stupid, little brother.  I am NOT buying him a Christmas gift this year. Forget it. Thanks for nothing, Marcus. Sheesh. Hang on. Did you hear that? WHAT IS IT? It sounds […]

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Advent 2014 – Day 12 – BREAKING NEWS!

December 12, 2014

Your regularly scheduled Advent calendar has been interrupted for breaking news – namely, this AWESOME new Christmas ornament hand crafted by my buddy, Cynthia. It’s a reproduction of my “fur” coat (don’t worry, no cheetahs were harmed in the making of my coat. It’s just a pile of acrylic that feels like heaven) WITH a […]

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Advent 2014 – Day 11, That Stinky Marcus!

December 11, 2014

Meredith: MOM! I’M HOME! Meredith’s mom: Finally! There’s some fairy salad on the table for you. I’m making more honey cakes. You’re brother ate the last batch. I swear, that kid’s got a hollow leg. Meredith: MARCUS! Honey cakes are my favourite. JEEZ. YOU PIG!

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Advent 2014 – Day 10, Baby Animals

December 10, 2014

Voice from the woods: MEREDITH! YOU GET HOME RIGHT NOW! YOUR HONEY CAKES ARE GETTING COLD AND DRIED OUT! Meredith: Oh man, I’ve got get going, wood elves. My mom is so impatient right now. JEEZ! OKAY MOM! I’LL BE RIGHT THERE! WAIT! Wood elves: Go home, Meredith! Your mom! She’s waiting! Wood elf #1: Meredith, […]

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Advent 2014 – Day 9, AWWWW! Wood Elves!

December 9, 2014

Wood Elf #1: Meredith! Please be careful with the Magic Christmas Owl! Meredith: Okay. Here you go, little owl. Sit right here next to your buddy in the red suit. Elf in the red suit: Here you go, little bird. Meredith: Hello, Wood Elves! How are you? Wood Elf in the yellow hat: We’re good. […]

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Advent 2014 – Day 8, Shhhh…follow me

December 8, 2014

Wait, did you hear that? Oh! I think I know what that is! Follow me! Just be very quiet. You don’t want to scare them! They scare easily… They’re wood elves. And they’re getting ready for Christmas. Oh man. My mom is not going to be happy about waiting for me. But we have to […]

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