Advent 2014 – Day 18, It’s beauteous

by Carol Browne on December 18, 2014 · 0 comments

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Meanwhile, back at the White Tree Forest…

It's a pink tree

Whoa! This is amazing. Where did this come from? And how did it get outside my tree fort? I have so many questions. But I am a little bit tired after Peter Pig and Honey badger did nose kisses. So adorable. Too bad Honey badger ran after me for 15 minutes. I do not understand that animal. He’s a wild, mean, hissy fit of a beast. I will keep working on him.

But for now, I think I’ll take a little snooze under the prettiest tree I’ve ever seen.

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Advent 2014 – Day 17, I scream, you scream!

by Carol Browne on December 17, 2014 · 0 comments

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Yes! Candy cane ice cream!Peppermint candy ice cream. I’ve been thinking about it for the last few days. I can’t believe I found it in my travels after running away screaming from Honey badger yesterday. Such a jerk! But I have a sneaking suspicion he’s not always mean and awful. I just know it. My fairy senses are tingling about that mean old honey badger. But first, let me take a closer look at my delicious, mouthwatering candy cane ice cream.

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Beat it, fairy!Honey badger: Beat it, fairy!

Meredith: EEEEK! You should not be so meeeeeannnnnn!

Honey badger: Ftttt…whatevs. ***Shifty eyes***Okay guys, it’s all clear. You can come on out now!

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Advent 2014 – Day 15, what is that?

by Carol Browne on December 14, 2014 · 0 comments

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Whoa! What is this?Meredith: Whoa. What is this plant? It doesn’t really fit in with all the evergreen trees around here.

Wood Elf #1: We’re not really sure. It just kind of showed up.

Wood Elf #2: I think it was aliens. They dropped it off. It could be recording our movements.

Wood Elf #1: Are you wearing tinfoil under your hat again?

Wood Elf #2: Yes.

Meredith: Oh. Good.

Randy Racoon: You need to watch out for that plant. Please be careful. Honey badger has kind of made that his home and he’s a bit territorial. I know he’s not here right now – he told me he was out hunting cobras to eat for dinner. He could be home any time now and he’s a bit of a loner. Please don’t hang around too long.

Meredith: But this plant! It’s so cool. It’s all translucent and see through and I think it smells like…I can’t quite put my finger on it…cinnamon?

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Advent 2014 – Day 14, Honey badger doesn’t give a crap

December 14, 2014

Meredith: Come on, Mr. Peacock! Let’s go visit the wood elves! Mr. Peacock: EEEEEEE! Meredith: I think they’d like this lantern. They work so hard every Christmas on the forest. Also, I think you’d like to meet the other animals in the forest. Mr. Peacock: EEEEEE! Meredith: Man, you’re screechy, Mr. Peacock. Hey! Look! The […]

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Advent 2014 – Day 13, What’s with all the racket?

December 13, 2014

Hi there. I went out for a walk, took my lantern and left my  tutu back home. What a big, stinky jerk. Ugh. My stupid, little brother.  I am NOT buying him a Christmas gift this year. Forget it. Thanks for nothing, Marcus. Sheesh. Hang on. Did you hear that? WHAT IS IT? It sounds […]

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Advent 2014 – Day 12 – BREAKING NEWS!

December 12, 2014

Your regularly scheduled Advent calendar has been interrupted for breaking news – namely, this AWESOME new Christmas ornament hand crafted by my buddy, Cynthia. It’s a reproduction of my “fur” coat (don’t worry, no cheetahs were harmed in the making of my coat. It’s just a pile of acrylic that feels like heaven) WITH a […]

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Advent 2014 – Day 11, That Stinky Marcus!

December 11, 2014

Meredith: MOM! I’M HOME! Meredith’s mom: Finally! There’s some fairy salad on the table for you. I’m making more honey cakes. You’re brother ate the last batch. I swear, that kid’s got a hollow leg. Meredith: MARCUS! Honey cakes are my favourite. JEEZ. YOU PIG!

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Advent 2014 – Day 10, Baby Animals

December 10, 2014

Voice from the woods: MEREDITH! YOU GET HOME RIGHT NOW! YOUR HONEY CAKES ARE GETTING COLD AND DRIED OUT! Meredith: Oh man, I’ve got get going, wood elves. My mom is so impatient right now. JEEZ! OKAY MOM! I’LL BE RIGHT THERE! WAIT! Wood elves: Go home, Meredith! Your mom! She’s waiting! Wood elf #1: Meredith, […]

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Advent 2014 – Day 9, AWWWW! Wood Elves!

December 9, 2014

Wood Elf #1: Meredith! Please be careful with the Magic Christmas Owl! Meredith: Okay. Here you go, little owl. Sit right here next to your buddy in the red suit. Elf in the red suit: Here you go, little bird. Meredith: Hello, Wood Elves! How are you? Wood Elf in the yellow hat: We’re good. […]

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