Happy Birthday C@thy! I hope you get another striped shirt for your birthday. Or Lego Batman for the Wii.
Enjoy your crutch-free day [Good news, the ankle is healing up nicely!] and I hope you have some fun, some pizza, and I hear you’re going to have some chocolate cupcakes. Excellent choice.
So, Happy Birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey, and you smell like one, too!
From your loving sister,
Carol (the one who always stiffs you with the bill.)
Hey, I can’t help it that you’re the good one with the money, can I?