Around 6:00 this evening, I made a startling discovery. It turns out my pumpkin patch is no ordinary pumpkin patch, but a magic one. Look!
I was so excited by the magic, I ran up the stairs and asked Mike to come away from the computer. He actually left his game and came down to see the watermelon producing pumpkin patch in his underwear. Hey, it’s his day off, too. And it’s not like he wears tighty-whities or anything. His underpants look more like shorts. Have I said too much?
Anyway, in some kind of fruit producing miracle, between the hours of 1:30 this afternoon and 6:00 this evening, two watermelons appeared in the pumpkin patch. Amazing!
And the best part? We have dessert tonight. Woot! The miracle pumpkin patch even answers your most secret desires. Thank you magic pumpkin patch. I’ve got some compost and some manure in the garage so you can have a treat, too.
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Thanks for telling us about Mike’s underwear!
And that is amazing – pumpkin seeds that produce watermelons! What else can you do?
hmm … perhaps the great pumpkin was at work?
hooray for magic pumpkin patches!!!
You never know when the Great Pumpkin will bless you with her presence and her melons. She’s not just a hallowe’en kinda pumpkin.
Ha! You said, "her melons"! Ha! Hi. I’m 12.
hey…nice melons.
so were they just laying there? or were the plants there and all? Nice change to someone stealing FROM your garden.
Did somebody say melons?
I want to know the NAMES of the plants that produced those… You’re pumpkin patch is my only soap opera – other than my life.
watermelon…
mmmmmmmmm
delicious!!!
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