The portfolio show went well. Employers showed up, people chit-chatted, canapes were consumed. I think people had a good time, and my report to the Campus Director will reflect this tomorrow. That’s for shizzle.
After everyone left the party and the clean up was finished, I snooped around the area we had rented and followed some stairs down to the basement. In my travels to the bowels, I found probably the greatest photo ever taken. I have no idea who these people are, but they are amazing and they are both snappy dressers. Just look at that jacket the dude with the goatee is wearing.
Is his jacket bedazzled? INCREDIBLE!
Also in the basement I found another incredible item. A HUGE safe.
It’s a floor to ceiling safe. I’ve never seen anything like this before. What was behind this gargantuan door? I don’t know. I’m not a safe cracker, so there’s not telling what’s inside. The details on this gigantic contraption were pretty cool.
There would be no way to break into this safe. It’s enormous and there were 4 or 5 dials on it. All the dials said, “Taylor Toronto” on them and they all had a star engraved in the top. That’s a lovely touch.
Here’s a photo of the edge of the handle.
OH MAN! I want to know what’s in there!
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Call Geraldo!
I’m pretty sure that is Wild Bill Hicock. You can actually search for this image in google by putting the image in the search bar. I might give it a go later.