Advent Calendar

Advent Calendar Day 23 – All I want for Christmas

December 23, 2009

As Joy and The XMAS Bandit sat in their single cells side-by-side in the P0lice Station (I believe this is called “Pre-trial” or jail, but not prison. It could also be the drunk tank because I think that’s located right in the P0lice Station as well. Anyway, Joy and The Bandit are in some form [...]

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Advent Calendar Day 22 – Blocking traffic

December 22, 2009

And so the difficult task of transporting all the stolen artifacts to the P0lice Station began. The Egyptologists were granted special permission to help take the ancient valuables to the c0p shop in an effort to keep them in their current condition. The last thing they wanted was to have the Pharaoh masks thrown in [...]

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Advent Calendar Day 21 – I can’t drive 55

December 21, 2009

After the unbelievable revelation that the XMAS Bandit was wanted internationally and built his own pyramid to house his stolen goods, the local Egyptologists were called in to help identify all the stolen ancient artifacts while Constable Bailey and Rocky stood guard. Sargeant Batista came back to the pyramid of pilfered items on his new [...]

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Advent Calendar Day 20 – Jackpot

December 20, 2009

Joy sat silently in the Interrogation Room. She pushed the plate of donuts away and sipped the rotten jail coffee. Although it felt like she had been there for hours, she didn’t let her impatience show. She sat with a blank stare. Sargeant Batista walked in. “Joy, we know you’re in on this with The [...]

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Advent Calendar Day 19 – Finding Joy

December 19, 2009

Joy sat in her fancy hotel room – it was actually a suite – on a lovely fainting couch, watching the great big flat screen TV and ate bonbons. She had been there for  a couple of weeks now and was enjoying the room service, the shopping trips and the visit with her family over [...]

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Advent Calendar Day 18 – Busted

December 18, 2009

Sergeant Batista blocked off the street with the new P0lice barrier so that nothing could go wrong while taking the wily XMAS Bandit in for booking. Rocky stayed close in order to prevent the bandit from trying to escape. Constable Bailey took the set of keys off his belt. “What are these for?” The blubbering bandit [...]

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Advent Calendar Day 17 – Release the Hounds!

December 17, 2009

Sergeant Batista called out to Zuzu, “Go find him! I’ll be right there! I just need to grab my new beret, my walkie-talkie and my new Glock pistol! They’re made in Austria, you know.” Sergeant Batista is a gun aficionado – he loves the portable fire arms. Constable Bailey and Rocky ran through the alley [...]

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Advent Calendar Day 16 – The tip off

December 16, 2009

Sargent Batista was clearly run ragged. He’d been answering the XMAS Bandit hotline for hours and was hearing all kinds of  crazy XMAS Bandit sightings like, “I saw him swimming laps at the local swimming pool. I’m sure it was him!” or, “I heard a rumour he’s the guy that plays Santa at the shopping mall.” [...]

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Advent Calendar Day 15 – Chillin’ like a villian

December 15, 2009

The XMAS Bandit took a little break from his busy day of thieving. He not only stole BBQ Bill’s bike, but he also helped himself to a fancy wreath he stole from the local mall. And he didn’t shoplift the wreath, he brazenly stole actual gigantic mall decorations. Just for kicks. That’s how he rolls. [...]

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Advent Calendar Day 14 – Hey, how did you get there?

December 14, 2009

Guess who was in the little box marked #14 this morning? Oscar. This is not a surprise at all. Oscar is definitely all recovered now since his incident with the yarn. He’s actually even a bigger hooligan now than before he wore the cone. He has been getting into everything and is stealthier than ever. [...]

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