The XMAS Bandit took a little break from his busy day of thieving. He not only stole BBQ Bill’s bike, but he also helped himself to a fancy wreath he stole from the local mall. And he didn’t shoplift the wreath, he brazenly stole actual gigantic mall decorations. Just for kicks. That’s how he rolls.
The XMAS Bandit hung out in the alley, on the recycling bin with the other scavengers – a crow and three rats. He didn’t mind the vermin – he relaxed and began scheming his next robbery. While scheming, he listened to his favourite ganster rap on his stolen ipod (not shown in this photo.) But trust me, he stole one out of an unsuspecting woman’s purse at the mall and is listening to pirated Snoop Dogg mp3s right now. In fact, he’s listening to my favourite Snoop Dogg song as I type this – the one where he’s chillin’ at the Holiday Inn with Chingy and Ludacris:
For shizzle dizzle!
Off topic – how can you not dance to this music? I am bouncing in my seat and have listened to this song 3 times already.
Off topic #2 – I wonder what happened to Chingy? Wait, his name is really Howard Bailey, Jr.? WHAT? Maybe he became an investment banker.
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