Editor’s note: Oof. This was a tough one today. Just bear with me on this, okay? Okay! Thanks in advance. Remember in the movie, Bad Santa, where he patches up the kid’s Advent Calendar he wrecked while super drunk and then replaces the chocolates with anything he can find – like candy corn and aspirins? This is one of those situations – except I’m not in a drunken haze, but it is early in the morning and I’m drinking my first cup of coffee of the day. Thank you in advance for your understanding with this.
Constable Zuze got up early this morning, had her breakfast of just one egg (poached in the microwave), a glass of juice and a piece of whole wheat toast. She then headed out to the shooting range to practice her mad gun skillz.
Imagine her surprise when she got to the shooting range to see they had decked it out for Christmas.
Instead of hanging the paper targets from the ceiling, they put the targets into giant Christmas balls. It’s a nice touch, right? It seems the p0lice shooting range wants the 0fficers to practice shooting aliens instead of people*. Just look at the size of that target’s head. It’s huge! And those long arms…and that super skinny torso. Maybe the p0lice know something we don’t? Maybe this is practice for some alien invasion? Whatever it is, I can assure you that Constable Zuzu Bailey is an excellent shot and is ambidextrous – she can shoot both left and right-handed.
Let’s just hope that tomorrow’s package contains something where I don’t have to draw anything at 6:00 in the morning. For all of our sakes.
*I am not an illustrator. Obviously 
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