Meanwhile, back in the archives…wait! I just have to tell you that one time I was at a conference where a person announced (on a microphone and everything) that if anyone was interested in seeing the information she had, she could be found at the archives. However, she pronounced it as R-Chives – as in the herb. Yeesh. I know you shouldn’t make fun of the illiterate, but still…the R-Chives? Heh.
Anyway, Chris took us into the Police Museum Archives (pronounced correctly) to show us some of the things the local police have confiscated from a variety of non-law-abiding citizens over the years. This crazy bat knife that Chris is holding is just one such example. Ouch is all I can say.
More pointy and stabby items after the jump…
This was just one drawer…Man. Some people carry dangerous crap with them. I have to say I’m a big fan of the knife with the gun shaped handle.
There were some martial arts weapons, some pokey things with fancy jewelled handles, and some big-ass knives, like this one –
That’s some Crocodile Dundee action.
There weren’t just knives, there was also a very innocent looking cow ring –
Complete with stabby and punchy horns.
And then there were hand grenades. Just like in Anchorman:
Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I don’t know.
Not just one, but a few. Obviously, they are not active now, but I believe at the time the police confiscated them, they were. Seriously? Hand grenades? Where on earth do you find live hand grenades?
Wait. No. Forget it. I don’t want to know.